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The Power of Cheerios Compels You.
  • Stranger: hiii, f/23, wet and horny ;)
  • You: No thank you. The last woman I defiled ended up in a greenhouse, with a trip wire and a spiked collar.
  • Stranger: oooohhh so you like it kinky, huh?? lol
  • Stranger: asl?
  • You: 33/m/FL
  • Stranger: cool, so whats ur name, 33//m/fl?? ;)
  • You: Travis. Travis Marshall.
  • You: And yourself?
  • Stranger: brittany :)
  • Stranger: so, u feeling horny, travis??
  • You: I’m not. God frowns upon such sinfulness.
  • Stranger: o come on
  • Stranger: if i was there with u right now, what would u do with me??
  • You: Hmmm, well first, I’d tie you up.
  • Stranger: see? i knew u liked it kinky ;)
  • You: Then I’d make you repent for your sins.
  • Stranger: oohhhh so ur into roleplay too?
  • Stranger: i should repent, cuz I’ve been a naughty girl ;)
  • You: I’ll bet you have. This is good. Pray, so when I bring about the end of the world, you might have a chance to be saved.
  • Stranger: what else?
  • You: Then, I’d pull out my…
  • Stranger: ur what?
  • You: My John the Revelator Sword.
  • Stranger: i hope that’s code for ur dick..
  • You: You could call it that if you wanted. Anyway, then I’d take it, and hold it in my hand.
  • Stranger: lol
  • Stranger: and…?
  • You: And I’d make a scowly face…
  • Stranger: lol, why you angry?
  • You: And then I’d stab you. Right in the chest. Sacrificing you to God.
  • Stranger: …lol what??!
  • Stranger: ur kinda weird, travis.
  • You: You think so? Well, when I carry out the 7 keys, and the world comes to an end, just know that you will not be saved.
  • Stranger: lol
  • You: What’s so funny? You’re doomed, and you think that it’s funny?
  • Stranger: r u crazy or something..??
  • You: Look, let me make it up to you. You bring me some Cheerios, and I’ll make sure to put in a good word to God about you.
  • Stranger: Ok……
  • You: *scowls at you*
  • You: Go, get my Cheerios. The power of Christ compels you.
  • Stranger: k, i’m leaving now….
  • Stranger: Not with my Cheerios, you godless whore.
  • -YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED-
  • holy shit I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard.
Via Fuck Yeah, Travis Marshall!
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