January 2012
61 posts
moustacheislove:
hey xanthe
look at me
just look at me
look
i’m so fucking kawaii
you don’t even know
let me in xanthe
LMFAO OH MY GOD I LOVE WHO EVER DID THIS.
CHAPTER 3 OF TEAHOUSE NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL FUCKING...
wildyoungsoul:
Gonna watch The Reichenbach Fall. AGAIN.
the-adequate-gatsby:
We the jury find the defendant...
cataclyzmic:
OJ Simpson: Not guilty
Casey Anthony: Not guilty
Jim Moriarty: Not guilty
I don’t think I should find this as funny as I do. XD
The Power of Cheerios Compels You.
Stranger: hiii, f/23, wet and horny ;)
You: No thank you. The last woman I defiled ended up in a greenhouse, with a trip wire and a spiked collar.
Stranger: oooohhh so you like it kinky, huh?? lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 33/m/FL
Stranger: cool, so whats ur name, 33//m/fl?? ;)
You: Travis. Travis Marshall.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: brittany :)
Stranger: so, u feeling horny, travis??
You: I’m not. God frowns upon such sinfulness.
Stranger: o come on
Stranger: if i was there with u right now, what would u do with me??
You: Hmmm, well first, I’d tie you up.
Stranger: see? i knew u liked it kinky ;)
You: Then I’d make you repent for your sins.
Stranger: oohhhh so ur into roleplay too?
Stranger: i should repent, cuz I’ve been a naughty girl ;)
You: I’ll bet you have. This is good. Pray, so when I bring about the end of the world, you might have a chance to be saved.
Stranger: what else?
You: Then, I’d pull out my…
Stranger: ur what?
You: My John the Revelator Sword.
Stranger: i hope that’s code for ur dick..
You: You could call it that if you wanted. Anyway, then I’d take it, and hold it in my hand.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and…?
You: And I’d make a scowly face…
Stranger: lol, why you angry?
You: And then I’d stab you. Right in the chest. Sacrificing you to God.
Stranger: …lol what??!
Stranger: ur kinda weird, travis.
You: You think so? Well, when I carry out the 7 keys, and the world comes to an end, just know that you will not be saved.
Stranger: lol
You: What’s so funny? You’re doomed, and you think that it’s funny?
Stranger: r u crazy or something..??
You: Look, let me make it up to you. You bring me some Cheerios, and I’ll make sure to put in a good word to God about you.
Stranger: Ok……
You: *scowls at you*
You: Go, get my Cheerios. The power of Christ compels you.
Stranger: k, i’m leaving now….
Stranger: Not with my Cheerios, you godless whore.
-YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED-
holy shit I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard.
"I can't for the life of me figure out how to turn...
Shit, she used Google.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, whore.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: thts a bit hurtful
Stranger: m or f
You: 33/m/miami
Stranger: f
Stranger: u have no right to be calling strangers whores
Stranger: especially cuase ur old
You: You have no right to be spelling so horribly.
Stranger: haha um i have more of a right thn u
You: Anyway, I'm sorry.
You: I didn't mean it. God told me to.
Stranger: im sorry to
Stranger: so u also mock religion :)
You: No. I am God's messenger.
Stranger: ur probably a collage grad too
You: I graduated from Tallahassee.
Stranger: ok gods messanger
You: Professor Gellar taught me well.
Stranger: so u grew up in _____ suburb probably christian or catholic
You: Florida. Miami.
Stranger: i see
You: So, what's your name?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: hhaha not sure if i shud tell u
You: I'm Travis. Travis Marshall.
Stranger: thts nice
Stranger: i think its a fake name
You: Hmmm, you think so?
Stranger: Chloe *****
Stranger: i do
You: That's a nice name. So, do you like Cheerios?
Stranger: i do?
Stranger: im way to young 4 u btw
Stranger: just letting uk
You: Oh, I'm not interested in that.
Stranger: good
You: I just want to spread God's word of your impending doom.
Stranger: ..im a bit afraid ur crazy
You: I don't kill people, if that's what you're saying. Professor Gellar does that, not me.
Stranger: and jw if u were really gods messanger u wouldnt of called me a whore
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: is this a dexter show..?
You: WHAT, NO.
-END OF CONVERSATION-
Pretended to be Travis Marshall on omegle. This...
You: Hello, whore.
Stranger: im not a whroe
Stranger: whore*
You: I apologize, I was told to do this by God.
You: I'm here to spread the word of his impending doom.
Stranger: oh ur god must be cool then
Stranger: wat religion r u
You: Christian, and you?
Stranger: catholic
You: Are you familiar with the book of revelations?
Stranger: yea a little
You: Then you know the end is near?
Stranger: yes
You: What is your name?
Stranger: sylwia
You: My name is Travis.
You: Travis Marshall.
Stranger: cool
You: Do you like Cheerios?
Stranger: yup
You: Do you like cats?
Stranger: of course lol im an animal person
You: That's nice.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: how old r u
You: I like cats
You: I'm thirty three.
You: And I live in Miami, Florida.
Stranger: cool im going to florida during summer
You: I don't think you're going to make it in time.
Stranger: u never know. its up to god
You: Well, considering I have done everything he's asked of me, all the plateaus, killed the false prophet, the world should be ending in a matter of days now. All I need is a sacrifice.
kawaii face masterpost
Table flip: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Alarmed table flip: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
Angry table flip: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Putting the table back: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Whut: ¬_¬
R u srs/rlly: ಠ_ಠ
zzzzzz: (￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ
Le drool: °٢°
Butterfly: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
Innocent: ʘ‿ʘ
sjfsjl: (°ロ°)☝
Oh joy: ಥ⌣ಥ
Kawaii kawaii: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Yay~: ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
Wat: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ
WhAt WAs ThAT: ∑(゜Д゜;)
Win: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Me is friendly: (´･ω･`)
: 3:
Wae:
Wae 2: （ ；´Д｀）
Happy: ∧∧
Idek: ┐('～`；)┌
MY OVARIES: (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ
Woah..: ( ﾟдﾟ)
Le tear: （ つ Д ｀）
Angel: ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
SPARKLEZZZZ: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Bombs: ( ・_・)ノ⌒●~*
Kawaii rain: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Alarmed table-flip: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
Angry table-flip: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Fgsfds: (°ロ°)☝
Am I kawaii?: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
The kawaiiest: (◕‿◕✿)
Uguu: (◡‿◡✿)
Generic 'yay': ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
Le zzz: (￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ
Wat: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ
Shocked: ∑(゜Д゜;)
Winning: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Dog 1: •ᴥ•
Dog 2: ●ᴥ●
Dog 3: ☻ᴥ☻
So kawaii: ◕ ◡ ◕
Soliciting a Hug: (ノ゜ω゜)ノ
Blushu: (▰˘◡˘▰)
The very best: ∩(︶▽︶)∩
I ran out of good names of emoticons: (*◕‿◕*)
How I feel dancing in public
thatboytitz:
If I see one more article saying how 'disgusting'...
THANK YOU.